Day 01: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day 02: Nine things about yourself.
Day 03: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day 04: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day 05: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day 06: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day 07: Four turn offs.
Day 08: Three turn ons.
Day 09: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day 10: One confession.
1. Promiscuity. By this I don't mean only the obvious meaning of the world. You've slept with 485798749 people? Ew, obviously. But More, the idea of you sleeping with anyone else around any timeframe that I have so much as kissed you is a massive disgust factor, like nausea inducing. Perhaps it's because I'm quite a jealous person, or perhaps that I am very fragile; but it doesn't matter either way, it still absolutely disgusts me. If you sleep with someone and we start dating like 2 days after and I find out (although you've done nothing at all wrong) I am completely put off, and also the converse is true, if we stop seeing each other and you sleep with someone like the day after, I am massively repulsed. In that case not only for the aforementioned reasons, because I feel absolutely horrified that I mean so 'little' as that.
2. Pretentiousness in order to achieve self-importance. Those people are so up themsevles there is no room for me to be up them. Avoid like the plague.
3. Campness. I mean a "Bit floppy hands" is okay, because I certainly don't like complete pressured over-masculinity. But at the same time, I want a man, none of this horrendously cringe-worthy, nausea-inducing display of complete and utter twattery.
4. Being shorter than me or younger than me. Even if you're like 2 months younger than me, or a month, or a week, or a day, it wouldn't matter. I would still feel a little bit creeped out... like some sort of pedo. Which is absolutely ridiculous, but I can't help it.
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