Procrastination Meme

5 things currently on my mind:
- I need to pack up all my stuff and take it back to my mum's circa now. But I can't be bothered doing the million bus runs. I live in a silent hope someone will come assist me with an automobile, or an extra pair of arms... volunteers?
- What am I going to do for New Year? Hmmm...
- How did that happen? Where did it come from? I'm quite confused. I mean I kind of thought it could happen at some point, but even then it was a massive shock anyway. It was so, so, wrong of us in every way, except in the way that it felt so right in every way and I don't feel a shred of guilt.. Hm? 
- WHY IS IT SNOWING AGAIN?!?! PLEASE. GIVE IT A BREAK ALREADY.
- I very rarely know which day of the week it is.

5 pet peeves:
- Hypocrisy.
- When people maliciously berate the disabled. 
- When people can speak more languages than me. 
- My laptop's inability to make up its mind whether to be broken or not.
- The existence of marmite.

5 favorite foods:
- Brie and cranberry paninis. .
- Chilli con quorn.
- Tarka Dhal.
- Choco Banana Muller Corners
- Children's Souls.

5 things you cannot live without:
- Coffee.
- Nicotine.
- ATP.
- The internet.
- Compassion and love.

5 things you would wear to a party right now:
- My new turn-down converse.
- My grey polo shirt. 
- My black skinnies
- My new grey CKs.
- My black leather jacket.

5 things you would say to 5 different people:
- Stop worrying and panicking all the time. This is happening to me and I'm dealing with it. I will go to haematology and oncology by myself and I will deal with what I need to do. This is my problem, not yours. Now please let me deal with it. 
- If I ever see that tin of cream again, it will be too soon.  :P  
- <3. That is all.
- The truth's coming out now and it's ugly. Did you really think I'd never find out? 
- I wonder if I'll ever see you again? I hope so.  

5 wishes you could have:
- To be able to change any aspect of my physical body at will while maintaining my own mind.
- To be able to heal anyone of any illness with a touch and concentration..
- Infinite cigarettes.
- 'A bottle of New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc' - stealing this answer~
- 4 Million Pounds. 

5 people you could have:
- This is an embarrassing question.
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5 people you envy:
- Toneh.
- Helena Palsson.
- All people who were born in Spain.
- All people in posession of a Mac.
- All people in relationships.

5 favorite colors:
- Azure.
- Turqoise.
- Navy.
- Fuschia.
- Crimson.

5 favorite fictional characters:
- Ash Ketchum. 
- Christina Yang.
- Addison Montgomery Shepherd.
- Lia from No Angels.
- God.

5 fears:
- Dogs.
- Heights.
- Spiders.
- Dying alone. Actually - dying in general.
- Losing the ones I love.

5 words you can’t go without using:
- "Seriously?!?" Meredith Grey Style.
- "Dude!" Blame it on Sascha.
- "lol" Because it's obvious.
- "superfluous" - I use it superfluously. 
- "Tired" - Any attempts to ask how I am would be useless without it. 

5 songs you’re currently addicted to:
- Welcome to Burlesque - Cher 
- Gypsy - Shakira
- Strong Enough - Cher
- Telephone - Lady Gaga
- Quelqu'un m'a dit - Carla Bruni

5 guilty pleasures:
- Tequila.
- Avatar fanfics.
- Camel Cigarettes, even though I can't remotely afford them.
- Facebook Stalking.
- Triplus fineliners.